#My president is black, and my Prius is blue.

I just want everyone to know that -

Most healthcare providers top priorities while you are sick in the hospital are:

a) find out why you are there
b) fix the reason you are there
c) get you out of there

And my top priority while you are sick in the hospital is:

a) make your unit one giant blanket fort

Oops.

I may need to grow up a little bit.