12:20 - I just got off the phone with my mom. She told me to take Advil. I'm going to continue laying in bed and wasting my life away instead.
12:41 - I finally took that darned Advil. It was the opposite of delicious. Actually, I don't know that for sure, I swallowed it with some apple juice, and the apple juice was delicious, but from previous experiences from accidentally chewing medications...definitely the opposite of delicious. I said delicious a lot in this part. I think medicine is really poison cause it is nasty.
12:52 - I put on another sweater and another pair of socks and I am trying to figure out how this stupidface air conditioner works because this room is freezing. I also forgot to tell you I turned on the TV and I'm watching Reboot. I think I am going to text my friend Devin to tell him.
12:59 - I did tell Devin, and now I just remembered I told my friend John my next blog post would be about him. But I don't think he realizes that I was up vomiting all night. I don't actually think he will care about this post not being about him. I will get around to his eventually!
1:07 - The old school spiderman cartoon is now on. I have no idea what channel I'm watching. I dont even know where the remote is. Ohhh what a life I live.
1:25 - I think quinoa made me sick. Every time I think about it I start throwing up in the back of my throat. It was delectable at the time, but the thought of it is making me want to chunder. It's the devil's food I'm pretty sure.
1:56 - I just looked in the mirror and I look like an old man's dirty butthole. I think it's because I fell asleep with my hair wet. And I didn't take my makeup off before I showered. And I'm sick.
2:11 - Remember earlier when I called myself psycho? After working on the Mental Health unit I don't think that was correct of me to say. I'm delusional. And psychotic because I'm hallucinating. So maybe psycho wasn't wrong. Oh well. We'll stick with psycho.
2:46 - I want to take a bath. Just to soak and forget all my body's troubles. I will remember this while Nursing people. People like baths.
2:59 - I just talked to my mother again. She is good at coddling me. I think it's all her years of practice. Also, I'm in a hotel room and housekeeping hasn't come yet. And I don't have a DO NOT DISTURB sign on the door because my crazy mother wants them to come empty our garbages. She told me to call down to the desk. I will do it when I feel like it.
3:03 - Housekeeping just came and I didn't even have to call! Miracles happen! It's a good thing I havent had my bath yet. If I was naked in the tub that would have been weird.
3:15 - I wonder how long it would take me to walk from Edmonton to Calgary.
3:22 - I don't know if you know this, but I am taking Nursing right now. Like at school. And not RIGHT now, because at this very moment in time I'm watching Community and feeling sorry for myself. I miss my nursing friends. I bet they would take care of me! Then I wouldn't have to get out of bed to take Advil and figure out how to turn off the butthead air conditioner.
3:26 - I figured out how to turn off the butthead air conditioner! I also decided against taking a bath. Because cleanliness is for fools. (I'm a dirty little liar, I showered this morning, I just wanted to pretend to be a submarine in the ocean but I figure I am too old and mature for that)
3:55 - I just finished my apple juice. It was yummy. I'm also fairly sure it had healing powers! Here's hoping, anyways!
4:10 - I feel like my blog is in that awkward stage where I only have a couple posts. I feel it because I know it actually. This will be my third post. Nobody wants to read a blog with 3 posts. Unfortunately I have to continue in this sad stage until it is in a less sad stage and people don't think it's a wimpy little guy anymore.
4:20 - Does anybody else remember Bananas in Pajamas?
4:22 - I just started my second apple juice.
5:04 - Sometimes I wish people could honestly just see that they're making their lives so much harder for themselves. Mostly girls. Including myself I think. Like, I like to consider myself a fairly independent person but I'd be lying if I said I don't like it when I have a guy in my life. Except I have this huge commitment issue, and so I like guys...until they really start to care about me. Then I panic, and feel smothered, and run for the hills. I need to figure my head out. I also need higher standards. Me and like 90% of my girlfriends need higher standards. Guys don't define us. And we do NOT need to be dependent on them in any way. To every girl who is going to read this (probably not many - third post, remember?) you are beautiful. And you DO NOT need a boy to tell you that.
5:13 - I'm considering taking that last section off, but if I do I'll have to take this section off too. So if this part makes it you'll know that you got my full psycho brain for the say.
5:30 - I'M CAWAAAAZZZZYYYYY !!!!!! I just thought about dancing around the room. But it hurt my sicky body to even consider it. I'll dance tomorrow!
6:01 - If you've made it this far, congrats. I'm ending it here though. I have nothing left to say, not that anything I've said thus far has been anything worthwhile. I just looked at what I've added in the last hour and decided you people have had enough of me. I am posting a picture now.
This was a card I got from my best friend for my 18th birthday. It still makes me laugh :)
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