#A Little Ray Of Sunshine

Old and Black - An epic birthday tale.

This is a story of gross mokeys and potato boobs.

Our story begins on a warm summer evening many many years ago. An old black man was born. His name was Ray Charles.

Ray was a sweet man with a soulful voice. And one day he had to go to high school. Going to high school as an old black man can be really intimidating, because people are racist, but lo and behold he met another old black man on the first day through their mutual friend Sam.

"Ray! This man is also old and black! I bet you would like to be his friend!" said Sam.

"Does he like playing Mario Party, eating unhealthy food, and doing broom dances?" asked Ray.

"You bet your fine, old, black beeeeeeehind I do." replied Morgan Freeman, the other old black man.

And it was best friendship ever since.

Later on that year Ray realized that Morgan was not only an old black man with a deep beautiful voice, but he was also a Chinese Seamstress!! And he was being held captive by Nike to sew shoes when he wasn't at school!

So Ray went on an adventure to break Morgan out of that sweatshop.

When they left school one Tuesday afternoon, after going for walks and hanging out at starbucks and the mall all day, Ray went with Morgan to his home. They had delicious salmon made by Morgan's mother Marj, and then made her a cake for 'Marj Appreciation Day'. She appreciated their appreciation. And they secretly appreciated that they had an excuse to eat cake.

When all the salmon and cake was gone Morgan went to his room then disappeared. Ray went into Morgan's room to try and find out where he had disappeared to. This seemed like a mystery fit for Nancy Drew! So Ray whipped out his magnifying glass and went to work. He was exhausted after 2 and a half minutes of looking and leaned on a loose brick. That was the brick you had to lean on to open the secret doorway!! Who knew!!

Ray went along the dark hallway to go find his friend Morgan. When he came to the end of the hallway he realized he was now in China in the sweatshop that Morgan was a slave to.

"Pssssst - Morgan!" Ray whispered.

"Ray! How did you find me here?! You're blind!" gasped Morgan.

"I followed the sounds of your sweet voice Morgan! I'm breaking you out of here, because this is no place for an old black man!" exclaimed Ray.

"HEY! You can't steal Morgan! He's our token black man." Said one of the guards.

"I will play piano and sing to you if you set him free!" cried Ray.

"Will you also make an interpretive dance to a song from Mulan?" the guard inquired.

"Abosultely." replied Ray.

So Ray played piano and sang and made an interpretive dance and the sweatshop had no choice but to let Morgan go.

"Thank you best friend!" said Morgan as they left that sweaty shoppy place.

"Any time best friend!" said Ray, "let's go be old and black together somewhere!"

And so they did.

THE END!

Happy Birthday Ray Charles! Love you long time.