Top 10 things you learn when you hang out with teenage boys for an evening:
1. It has become socially acceptable for your younger brother to tell you you're "wheelin'"
2. Teenage girls are a lot more......outgoing than back in my day.
3. In pie we crust.
4. It doesn't matter how old you are, you always fear the wrath of the mom, even if she's not your mom. And hiding in the basement under the stairs is a never fail option for avoiding that wrath.
5. 3 teenage guys can down an extra large pizza in 8 minutes or less.
6. I need approval from my brother AND his friends when I like a guy.
7. Teenage boys are another great distraction from annoying stupid things like homework.
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9. Listening to music you grew up on is the fastest thing to age you ever. That, and knowing who Mick Jagger is.
10. Teenage boys revert to young children when surprised with NFL tickets.
Top 10 things you learn when you're trying to write papers:
1. Everything is a distraction.
2. You can read a 3 text message conversation about 50 times and not get bored of it. *note - you must really like this person for this to be valid.
3. You can't tickle your own toes.
4. Even things like working out don't sound so bad when you have to write a paper.
5. Having painted nails is vital to existence.
6. Same with toes.
7. Spoof rap battle videos on youtube are super entertaining...kinda.
8. You don't have to be hungry to eat lots of food.
9. It's fun to look up tattoo designs on the internet.
10. When you drink a lot of water in a short period of time, you have to pee lots.
Top 10 motivational quotes for the day:
1. Do not be afraid of tomorrow, God is already there.
2. The key to happiness is: Keep your heart free from hate, your mind from worry. Live simply, give much. Fill your life with love. Do as you would be done by.
- Buddha
3. Every single person who's drifted in and out of your life is part of your divinely chosen experience. So, give thanks for all of these people, and take serious note of what they brought you.
- Dr. Wayne Dyer
4. What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.
- Ralph Emerson
5. No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch.
6. Nothing's gonna change if we only rearrange the furniture and call it home.
- Andrew Allen
7. The difference is Jesus loves you, I don't.
- Danielle Peck
8. You're my silver medal.
-Peter Griffin
9. Reach for the stars, climb every mountain higher.
- S Club 7
10. ...You're pretty.
-Mama Marji
Top 10 songs of the day:
1. Come Together - The Beatles
2. Alone With You - Jake Owen
3. Hands Down - Dashboard Confessional
4. Two Worlds - Phil Collins
5. Barefoot Blue Jean Night - Jake Owen
6. Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison
7. Let It Rain - David Nail
8. Strange Disease - Prozzak
9. I'd Rather Be With You - Joshua Radin
10. God Gave Me You - Blake Shelton
Another great way to put off doing papers? Watch Modern Family and write blog posts with lots of lists. Lists are my kryptonite.
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